My name is Porky jester I live in Europe. I am 21 years old and i do not go to school. I am related to big mac, small fry, whopper,whopper jr, and oh ya my dad is a cesar salad. My parents work for the king as servants. We have family portraits on the walls and we celebrate McChristmas and other holidays. Me and my friends go a round and tell jokes about things that happend the day before. I have chores taking care of the people that don't obey the king.