My real life is a lot different from this made up life in the middle ages. My family has regular people instead of funny names. Also my government is democratic. And we watch events on TV.

at the jousting event the king and all of men were there to watch the king's x get the shaft. It all took place at the comedy club "chub's". it happened last Tuesday. ah Tuesday the third of jun. It all started when the king caught his wife cheating on him. I got front row tickets because i witnessed his wife cheating on pin the tale on the goat. i screamed and ran. and the others scream and ran the king had no more x.

we interact with other community's that agree with the kings laws.every body in the villages of Europe eat pork, fish, meat, fruit and plants. were I live there is rocky terrain acres of trees and 100 lakes.

Our government is knights. I agree with the kings law to lower hay prices and bale out the horse company Horsealet. I disagree with the kings law to bale out Goat the goat company. I do not have a religion. The last time we had a fight the king had them beheaded.